i'm a dance-aholic with a penchant for openhanded ass smacks and pretty boys. give me international espionage, carnal intrigues, random acts of goofiness, farting and owning it, people who carry nutella in their backpacks. i like using the finger as a turn signal, drinking shitty beer, appreciating the finer qualities of the feather and fan technique, watching crappy t.v., snorting when i laugh...i heart social deviants and radical sirens, internet tricks and gossip columns....oh and my awesome bike....